McNeela Bodhrán

I’m off down’t road, I’m flaggin’. ‘am as ‘appy as a pig in muck, like. Yer couldn’t organise a set of fat bobbies. ‘am as ‘appy as a pig in muck, like. Off f’r a sup down t’pub, to’neet. If in doubt-do nowt! How do? Eeh by gum, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Yer flummoxed. Just nipping t’ lavvy. Aye, ‘is as daft as a brush, lad! Now then, as it ‘appens it’s o’er yonder! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Wash tha’ mouth out, tha’s goin’ doolally.